Joey: That's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.
Monica: Like you don't remember sleeping with her.
Joey: Yeah, but she should remember sleeping with me. I am very memorable. You guys know.
Rachel: What? How do we know? We've never slept with you.
Joey: And whose fault is that?

Monica: Joey?
Joey: What?
Monica: You don't think sharks are sexy, do you?
Joey: No. Wait a minute. Wait, what was the Little Mermaid?

Ross: I think you'll feel differently when you know a little bit about Vikram. Okay, he's a- He's a kite designer. And he used to date Oprah.

Mike: Phoebe, are you okay?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Yeah. There's just, um... There's something you should know. Vikram just called.

Hayley: So it was really a shock after 25 years of marriage my parents getting divorced. I took it the hardest because I was the youngest.
Joey: Sure. Yeah. How can you not remember me?
Hayley: What?
Joey: How could you not remember that we slept together?
Hayley: What? When?
Joey: I don't know.
Hayley: I really, really think I would remember sleeping with you.
Joey: Come on, come on. Search your brain, all right? It was a certain amount of time ago. I was here. You were here. We had sex here, here, here- Not there. Anything?
Hayley: No, it's not ringing any bells.
Joey: My God, woman. How many people do you have to have been with not to remember any of this?

Joey: I slept with you. And you obviously remember me. Hey, I still got it! So we're good? I'll let myself out.

Monica: Okay. This is how much I love you.
Chandler: Honey? Why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around?
Monica: Is this-? Is this not the good part? Do you want me to fast-forward to something toothier?
Chandler: No, I'm just not sure that you got the right movie, that's all.
Monica: Oh. This is the only one they had at our video store. Though they did have something called "Crocodile Killers." Or does it always have to be sharks?
Chandler: Does what always have to be sharks?
Monica: Honey, look, we can do something else. Do you want me to get into the tub and thrash?

Chandler: What's going on?
Monica: Sweetie, it's okay. It's okay. I still love you. Let me be a part of this.
Chandler: Let me be a part of this!
Monica: I saw what you were doing in Tulsa. Angry sharks turn you on!

Chandler: You are an amazing wife. No, really, you are amazing. You were actually gonna do this for me? I mean, where do you find the strength and the understanding for that?
Monica: I'm very, very drunk right now.

Hayley: What a great dinner.
Joey: Yeah. Thanks again for letting me have that last piece of cake at the restaurant.
Hayley: You're welcome again. I'm gonna go make some coffee. Can I get you anything?
Joey: Do you have any cake?