Ross: I'm telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding. Aren't these the same flowers?
Chandler: I don't know. Monica picked the flowers.
Ross: What about the chairs?
Chandler: She picked those out too.
Ross: How about the place settings?
Chandler: That was her.
Ross: What did you do?
Chandler: I was in charge of the cameras. Gift shop?

Rachel: I haven't told him yet, and I don't think I can tell him at all now.
Phoebe: Why not?
Rachel: Well, I don't know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, "I'm gonna tell the father." And then, bam!
Phoebe: Bus?
Rachel: No, you. Phoebe, you freaked me out.

Joey: Are we opening presents?
Monica: No. I shouldn't be opening these. Joey, I am out of control. You have to do me a favor.
No matter what I say, do not let me open another present.
Joey: Okay.
Monica: Give me one more.
Joey: Okay.

Tag: So what's this about?
Phoebe: Rachel has something she wants to tell you. And I believe that this is your red sweater.
Tag: No, this is my red sweater.
Phoebe: Oh, no. Could I get anyone a coffee? Or poison? No? Just for me? Okay.

Tag: What's going on, Rach?
Rachel: Nothing. Phoebe kind of made a mistake. But you know, you do wear that sweater a lot.
Are you involved in some kind of dare?

Monica: I don't know how any of these got opened.

Rachel: Tag is not the father. And Joey knows now?
Joey: I do, and I'm so happy for you.
Rachel: Aww. Wow, you didn't even try to unhook my bra.

Chandler: Here's a picture of Ross. And that's me. And that's me and Ross. Oh, and here's our first kiss as a married couple.
Monica: Wow. That is a great picture.
Chandler: Huh?
Monica: Yeah. And interesting, because I found the cameras in one of our bags.
Ross: Huh. Didn't see that coming.

Ross: [taking a picture] I don't know if we're both in. Come closer.
Chandler: Nice aftershave.
Ross: Thanks. Hey, if you want some, I've got eight mini bottles in my bag.