‘The One with the Red Sweater’
Season 8, Episode 2 - Aired October 4, 2001
After Rachel refuses to reveal the father of her baby until she's told him, Phoebe and Joey do some detective work. Meanwhile, Ross helps Chandler to recreate the pictures from the wedding after he loses the disposable cameras, and Monica opens all their presents without Chandler.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: I'm telling you, this looks exactly like your wedding. Aren't these the same flowers?
Chandler: I don't know. Monica picked the flowers.
Ross: What about the chairs?
Chandler: She picked those out too.
Ross: How about the place settings?
Chandler: That was her.
Ross: What did you do?
Chandler: I was in charge of the cameras. Gift shop?
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I haven't told him yet, and I don't think I can tell him at all now.
Phoebe: Why not?
Rachel: Well, I don't know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, "I'm gonna tell the father." And then, bam!
Phoebe: Bus?
Rachel: No, you. Phoebe, you freaked me out.
Quote from Monica
Joey: Are we opening presents?
Monica: No. I shouldn't be opening these. Joey, I am out of control. You have to do me a favor.
No matter what I say, do not let me open another present.
Joey: Okay.
Monica: Give me one more.
Joey: Okay.
Quote from Phoebe
Tag: So what's this about?
Phoebe: Rachel has something she wants to tell you. And I believe that this is your red sweater.
Tag: No, this is my red sweater.
Phoebe: Oh, no. Could I get anyone a coffee? Or poison? No? Just for me? Okay.
Quote from Phoebe
Tag: What's going on, Rach?
Rachel: Nothing. Phoebe kind of made a mistake. But you know, you do wear that sweater a lot.
Are you involved in some kind of dare?
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Tag is not the father. And Joey knows now?
Joey: I do, and I'm so happy for you.
Rachel: Aww. Wow, you didn't even try to unhook my bra.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Here's a picture of Ross. And that's me. And that's me and Ross. Oh, and here's our first kiss as a married couple.
Monica: Wow. That is a great picture.
Chandler: Huh?
Monica: Yeah. And interesting, because I found the cameras in one of our bags.
Ross: Huh. Didn't see that coming.
Quote from Ross
Ross: [taking a picture] I don't know if we're both in. Come closer.
Chandler: Nice aftershave.
Ross: Thanks. Hey, if you want some, I've got eight mini bottles in my bag.