Chandler: What are you guys doing together?
Janice: Joey and Janice's Day of Fun!

Joey: This guy's so stupid. It's Count Rushmore!
Chandler: You know, you should really go on this show.

Chandler: Oh, and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore!
Joey: Yeah, then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain?

Ross: Okay, you go.
Chandler: Okay, you know when you're in bed with a woman and you're fooling around with her and you get all these mental images in your brain? Like Elle MacPherson or the girl at the Xerox place?
Ross: With the bellybutton ring?
Chandler: I know. And then all of a sudden, your mom pops into your head. And you're, like, "Mom, get out of here! " But of course after that, you can't possibly think of anything else. And you can't stop what you're doing. So it's kind of like you're ... you know ... you know. You don't know!
Ross: Your mom? You're telling me about your mom? What is the matter with you?
Chandler: You said-
Ross: I said "share," not "scare"! Go sit over there!

Rachel: Hi, you guys.
Ross: Look who I found standing outside the Szechuan Dragon staring at a parking meter.
Rachel: Mon, hi. Why aren't you at work?
Monica: Oh, they sent me home.
Rachel: Why?
Monica: Because I don't work at the Szechuan Dragon.

Ross: I have to say "Tupelo Honey" by van Morrison.
Rachel: No way. The most romantic song ever was "The Way We Were."
Phoebe: See, I think the one that Elton John wrote for that guy on Who's the Boss?
Rachel: What song was that, Pheebs?
Phoebe: Hold me close, Young Tony Danza.

Phoebe: Has she slept at all?
Rachel: No, it's been three nights in a row.
Ross: She finally stopped crying yesterday. But then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace.
Phoebe: Okay, that explains it. I got a call at 2 in the morning and all I could hear was this high, squeaky sound. So I thought, "Okay, it's a mouse or a possum." Then I realized, like, okay, where would a mouse or a possum get the money to make the phone call?

Janice: I gotta go, I gotta go. But not without a kiss.
Chandler: Well, maybe I won't kiss you so then you'll stay.
Joey: [under his breath] Kiss her. Kiss her!

Rachel: Well, I'm not surprised. Have you seen them together? They're really cute.
Joey: "Cute"? This is Janice. You remember Janice?
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember. She's annoying. But you know what? She's his girlfriend now.
I mean, what can we do?
Joey: There you go. That's the spirit I' m looking for. "What can we do?"

Ross: How could you tell her?
Rachel: I didn't think it would be that big of a deal.
Ross: Oh, she didn't think it would be that big a deal.
Rachel: Who are you talking to when you do that?