‘The One with the Pediatrician’
Season 9, Episode 3 - Aired October 10, 2002
Rachel searches for another pediatrician after her endless worries led their original doctor to "fire" them. After agreeing to move to Tulsa with Chandler, Monica is offered her dream job in New York. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Joey agree to set each other up on blind dates.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Well, is anything you told me about yourself true? My name is Mike. And I do play piano.
Phoebe: Oh, uh-huh. Prove it.
Mike: There isn't a piano here.
Phoebe: That wouldn't stand in the way of a true pianist.
Mike: Okay. [Mike stands up and mimes playing piano]
Phoebe: You are really good.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I play a little guitar myself.
Mike: Really?
Phoebe: Uh-huh.
Mike: That's great. What kind of music do you play?
Phoebe: Well, like acoustic, folksy stuff, you know? But right now I'm working on a couple of Iron Maiden covers.
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: Do you think that, maybe, sometime, I could-
Phoebe: It's okay. Go ahead, ask me out.
Mike: Okay. Do you think, maybe, sometime I could take you out?
Phoebe: Oh, you just caught me off guard. Yeah, that would be nice.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Excuse me. I don't mean to be a jerk but the baby with the rash came in after me.