Joey: Okay, this is how it's going to work. We're going to give you hypothetical maid-of-honor situations. And you'll be scored on a scale of one to ten, with one being the highest.
Ross: No, ten is the highest.
Joey: Why is 10 the highest?
Ross: Because it's the highest.

Rachel: Look, Monica, getting cold feet is very common. It's just because of all the anticipation.
And you just have to remember that you love Chandler. And also, I ran out on a wedding. You don't get to keep the gifts.

Joey: Well, first of all, I would like to say you both performed very well, okay? You should be proud of yourselves. And I'd also like to say, in this competition, there are no losers. Well, except Rachel. Damn it.
Phoebe: Really? I won.
Rachel: What?
Ross: I'm sorry, Rach, it was really close.
Rachel: Well, then I demand a recount.
Ross: Actually, it wasn't that close.

Rachel: You know what? Your thing was so stupid anyway. We're gonna flip a coin, all right? Heads. [groans]
Phoebe: What? The coins have finally forgiven me.

Chandler: As bad as that went, I actually enjoyed myself. I think that I'm going to apologize for all the stupid things that I do.
Monica: Why don't you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldn't have to apologize.
Chandler: I'd really love it if I could do both.

Monica: What if I have babies, okay? I mean, I'm gonna look different. I'm okay with that, but I'm not sure that you are.
Chandler: You have to realize that I don't think of you as a thin, beautiful woman. See, this is one of the things that I can apologize for later.

Rachel: I just want to apologize. I'm really sorry I was a baby.
Phoebe: That's ridiculous. Rachel, we were all babies once. Oh, you mean today.

Phoebe: Well, we just decided that Rachel is going to be your maid of honor.
Monica: Oh, that's great! Oh, wow. Okay, we really have to start planning. I have a lot of really specific ideas. We should probably get together like four times a week. You can come over to my place, we'll get together before work. What do you say, 6:30, my place? So excited!
[Phoebe laughs]
Rachel: Yeah, okay. You laugh now. She's gonna be yours.

Julie: Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing. You're marrying Chandler Bing?
Monica: Yeah. That's right.
Julie: Huh. Good luck!
Phoebe: Oh, and good luck to you too! What a nice lady.

Ross: It is time for you to give your maid-of-honor speech.
Rachel: Oh, wait a minute. We haven't even prepared-
Ross: Go.
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay. Webster's Dictionary defines marriage as- Okay, no. Forget that! That sucks! Okay, never mind. Forget it. I met- I met Monica when we were just a couple of 6-year-olds, and became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a 6-year-old. Thank you. Thank you very much. I've known them separately and together. And to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.