Rachel Quote #700

Quote from Rachel in The One with the Nap Partners

Ross: It is time for you to give your maid-of-honor speech.
Rachel: Oh, wait a minute. We haven't even prepared-
Ross: Go.
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay. Webster's Dictionary defines marriage as- Okay, no. Forget that! That sucks! Okay, never mind. Forget it. I met- I met Monica when we were just a couple of 6-year-olds, and became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a 6-year-old. Thank you. Thank you very much. I've known them separately and together. And to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.


 ‘The One with the Nap Partners’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Monica: Chandler, I just figured out who you are.
Chandler: Can you figure out what I'm doing?
Monica: You're Louis Posen.
Chandler: Who?
Monica: He was my best friend in fifth grade. One day, I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?
Chandler: Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: Great speech.
Ross: Yeah, it really was.
Rachel: Oh, thanks.
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, I guess you're next. Although I really don't see the point.
Phoebe: Okay. I can't believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked.
Joey: And she's back in the game!

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Well, of course we'll help you decide. We will do anything we can to help you. Okay, now I'd like to make a toast. To the future Mrs. Chandler Bing, my best friend and truly one of the nicest people that-
Monica: Really not deciding.
Rachel: Fine.

 Rachel Green Quotes

Quote from The One After Vegas

Rachel: The bottom line, Ross, is we cannot stay married.
Ross: I don't know if that's true.
Rachel: Oh, but it is.
Ross: Okay. You know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage-
Rachel: Oh, Ross, come on. This is not a marriage. This is the world's worst hangover!

Quote from The One with the Jellyfish

Rachel: And hey, just so you know. It's not that common. It doesn't happen to every guy. And it is a big deal!
Chandler: I knew it!

Quote from The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 2)

Rachel: The nights are the hardest. But then the day comes and that's every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again...
Monica: The days and nights are hard, I get it. Look, Rachel, I'm sorry. I have to start getting ready. I'm getting married today.
Rachel: I know. At dusk. That's such a hard time for me.