Rachel: Oh, that's so great. Now Emma has two Huggsies.
Joey: No, no. Oh, no. No, Emma has one Huggsy. The new Huggsy. The other Huggsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take him back.

Rachel: You know what? When I was a little girl, I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh, I loved her so much. I took her everywhere.I would braid her tail-
Joey: Make the transfer.

Monica: So, Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door?
Phoebe: Those are my shoes.
Monica: Oh. Well, when you get over this breakup, we need to go shopping.

Monica: Damn it, Phoebe, how did you even call him?
Phoebe: There's a speakerphone on the base unit.
Monica: Base unit. Think, Monica, think!

Chandler: Hey. Ross. Look, I just wanted to apologize. Don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me.
Ross: Uh-huh. Check this out.
Chandler: So that's what I'd look like if I worked out. And was being serviced by a policeman.

Ross: I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner. And I carried that guy.

Chandler: Look, Ross, let's think about this, okay? Do you really think people are gonna disturb your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This isn't about people not caring that you're dead. This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief.
Ross: You're right. There isn't a decent outlet.
Chandler: Right. I mean, come on, I'm sure if you had a funeral or memorial service, tons of people would come.
Ross: Exactly!
Chandler: Ross, what are you doing? You're having a memorial service for yourself?
Ross: No, that would be stupid. You're having it for me.
Chandler: Ross, don't press send. Don't press-
Ross: No, too late. Too late. It's sent. Oops. Sorry, so is that picture of you and the policeman.

Mike: I mean, if I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, l I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you moved. Everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would be the last time, I never would have stopped.
Monica: Kiss him, you fool!
Phoebe: What?
Monica: Didn't you hear that speech? If you don't kiss him, then I will.

Manny: Where'd they go?
Monica: Damn it.
Manny: Well, we blew it. I blame myself.
Monica: And I blame you too.

Ross: It's been an hour, and not one of my classmates has shown up? I tell you, when I actually die, some people are gonna get seriously haunted.