Ross Quote #1179
Quote from Ross in The One with the Memorial Service
Chandler: Look, Ross, let's think about this, okay? Do you really think people are gonna disturb your family at this tragic time? That people are gonna post condolences on a website? This isn't about people not caring that you're dead. This is about people not having a decent outlet for their grief.
Ross: You're right. There isn't a decent outlet.
Chandler: Right. I mean, come on, I'm sure if you had a funeral or memorial service, tons of people would come.
Ross: Exactly!
Chandler: Ross, what are you doing? You're having a memorial service for yourself?
Ross: No, that would be stupid. You're having it for me.
Chandler: Ross, don't press send. Don't press-
Ross: No, too late. Too late. It's sent. Oops. Sorry, so is that picture of you and the policeman.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Memorial Service’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself. "Doctor of paleontology, two kids." Wait a second. You split with Carol because you had different interests? I think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: I'm dead and no one cares?
Monica: I look like a man?
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Look, Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me. But I'm actually feeling a lot better.
Monica: You are?
Phoebe: Yeah, I just kind of want to be alone right now.
Monica: Who's that?
Phoebe: I ordered Chinese food. [Monica opens the door to Mike] What are the chances?! One billion Chinese people, and they send Mike.