‘The One with the Memorial Service’
Season 9, Episode 17 - Aired March 13, 2003
A prank between Chandler and Ross involving their college alumni website escalates. Meanwhile, Phoebe asks Monica to help her get over Mike, and Joey is unhappy sharing his childhood toy, Hugsy, with Emma.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Who is it?
Chandler: You know some guy, Tom Gordon?
Ross: I don't remember him. But then again, I touched so many lives.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Still, somebody must have seen it. I mean, I went to that school for four years and I didn't have an impact on anyone?
Chandler: Well, that's not true. You had an impact on me. I mean, it's 15 years later and we're still best friends. Doesn't that count for something?
Ross: Meh.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Joey, I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap. Have you seen Huggsy?
Joey: Original or crappy?
Rachel: Original.
Joey: No. Sorry. Haven't seen him.
Rachel: Then what's that big lump under your covers?
Joey: It's Monica, okay?
Rachel: That's not Monica.
Joey: All right, fine. It's original Huggsy. I know Emma wants him, but he's mine and I need him.
She's being unreasonable.
Rachel: Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much- [Joey gasps] Oh, don't cover its ears!
Quote from Monica
Monica: All right, you two. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I don't want anything going on while I'm gone. Here's a few things you can discuss: Mucus, fungus, and the idea of me and Ross doing it