‘The One with the Lottery’
Season 9, Episode 18 - Aired April 3, 2003
When the friends pool their cash to buy dozens of lottery tickets, disagreements break out over how to split the potential jackpot. Meanwhile, Chandler is expecting news about an advertising job, and Ross and Rachel are waiting for Emma's first word.
Quote from Rachel
Phoebe: God, I can't take it anymore. I'm putting an end to this.
Rachel: Okay, if she jumps, I get her tickets.
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: Now, what's more important, your friends or money?
All except Monica: Friends.
Monica: Money! ... Friends.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Yeah, good night, sweetheart. I love you. And remember, you're Daddy's little girl. [to Rachel] Phoebe's totally ruined that for me.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Rach, they're announcing the numbers. My God, I can already feel myself changing.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: You guys, you're not gonna believe this. I was just saying good night to Emma, and she said her first words.
Ross: What?
Joey: Well, what did she say?
Rachel: She said, "Gleba"!
Quote from Chandler
Monica: It's your boss.
Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting these from guys.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Oh, sweetie, I'm so proud of you.
Chandler: Thanks. Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?
Monica: You bet. No TV or anything.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Seriously, you guys, I can't believe you're gonna spend $250 on the lottery. I mean, that's such a bunch of boo-hockey.
Chandler: I'll ask. "Boo-hockey"?
Ross: Oh, we think Emma's about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.
Rachel: Yeah. So get ready to hear a lot of boo-hockey, gosh darn it and brother pucker.