Monica: God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck.
Chandler: Well, of course, lambs are scarier. Otherwise the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks.

Mrs. Green: Oh, my God. There's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Rachel: Yeah, well, just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.

Susan: Ahem.
Carol: Oh, right. I've got some news. It's about us.
Ross: You and me?
Carol: Uh, no. Susan and me.
Susan: The other "us."
Carol: We're getting married.
Ross: As in, "I now pronounce you wife and wife" married?

Carol: Anyway, we'd like you to come. But we totally understand if you don't want to.
Ross: Why wouldn't I want to come? I had fun at the first wedding.

Ross: I can't believe it. You're really going to be on television.
Joey: I know. It really hit me last night. I'm going to be on Days of our Lives. Then I started thinking about us, and how these are the days of our lives.

Chandler: All right, I gotta get to work. I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
Ross: No, no. No, that's me.
Chandler: Oh, right.

Phoebe: Oh, but the weirdest things was, okay, I was cleansing her aura when it happened. And when her spirit left her body I don't think it went very far.
Rachel: What do you mean?
Phoebe: I think it went into me. [Everybody steps away from Phoebe]

Joey: Uh, Pheebs? How long do you think this lady will be with us?
Phoebe: I don't know. She obviously has some unfinished business. [to Chandler, as Mrs. Adelman] Sit up!

Mrs. Green: So, what do you think of my daughter, in the apron with the big job.
Rachel: Oh, Mom.
Mrs. Green: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
Chandler: Believe me, sometimes that happens.

Phoebe: [as Mrs. Adelman] I know who it is you remind me of. Evelyn Durmer. Of course, that's before she got the lousy face-lift. Now she looks like Soupy Sales. [laughs]
Joey: Pheebs? Who's Evelyn Durmer?
Phoebe: I don't know. Who's Soupy Sales?