Ross: I can't believe Chandler's missing this.
Joey: I'm sorry he's not here. But I gotta say, I am really enjoying nacho chair.
Ross: Yeah, I'd probably enjoy it more if you didn't keep batting my hand away.

Joey: These seats are great.
Ross: I know, I know. When I was here for "Holidays on Ice" I was sitting so far away, Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner.

Monica: Where is everybody? They're 45 minutes late.
Chandler: I can't believe they're not here. I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined Cranberry Day.

Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time.
Phoebe: Don't point that thing at me, Tribbiani.

Ross: Yeah, what's with the trophy?
Phoebe: Well, we were at a spelling bee.
Rachel: And I won.
Ross: You won an adult Thanksgiving Day spelling bee?
Rachel: Yes. Y-E-S. Yes.

Joey: Wait a second. Wait a second. Where have I seen that cowgirl outfit before?

Chandler: Everything's so distorted. It looks like Joey has a giant hand. ... That says "Rangers" on it. They went to the game.

Phoebe: We're just trying to figure out an excuse. Hey, ooh, how about this? We could say that Monica told us 5:00, not 4:00. That way we're right on time. Or! Or we could plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Ross: That would be a good way to get rid of all the PCP we have lying around.

Ross: Well, let's just go in there and face them.
Phoebe: I'm not going in first. I bet that vein on Monica's forehead is popping like crazy.
Joey: I hate that thing. It's like a bolt of lightning.

Rachel: Guys, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now. Please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey.
Joey: [laughs] I had a dream once about a fax machine that did that.