Joey: If I could just get in there, make a face-to-face apology Iook them in the eye, I could get them to forgive us.
Ross: I don't know.
Joey: I'm telling you I can do it.
Ross: Yeah, he can do it.

Joey: It all looks so beautiful. The turkey, the stuffing.
Chandler: The cranberries.
Monica: Enough! A monkey could've made them.

Joey: Hey, listen, guys, we feel really terrible.
Chandler: He's doing that weird eye-contact thing. Don't look at him. Don't look at him.

Joey: Hey, I'm getting a little tired of this. We said we're sorry. It's Thanksgiving, for Pete's sakes. A day of forgiveness.
Ross: It's a day to be thankful.
Joey: Don't make me come up there!

Joey: Yeah, you three have a nice Thanksgiving.
Monica: The three of us?
Joey: Yeah. You, Chan and the vein.

Joey: Hurry, I can't feel my ears.
Chandler: Can you ever feel your ears?
Joey: Interesting.

Monica: Chandler, where are your tools?
Chandler: Oh, I left them on my bulldozer.

Chandler: I don't have tools.
Monica: Well, I do, but Rachel borrowed them.
Rachel: I lent them to Ross.
Ross: I gave them to Joey.
Joey: I left them at the park.

Chandler: My cranberries!

Monica: Thanksgiving is over. The vein has spoken.