Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding?
Ross: I don't know. A month?
Monica: Emily's probably been planning it since she was 5. Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That's what we did. We dreamed about the perfect wedding. [getting emotional] In the perfect place. With the perfect four-tiered wedding cake. With the little people on top. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
Ross: I had no idea. That pillowcase thing, I thought you guys were just doing The Flying Nun.
Monica: Sometimes we were.

Joey: I hope Ross didn't think we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here.
Chandler: I hope he did.

Phoebe: [on the phone] Oh, so you're not homesick yet?
Joey: No, I don't think so.
Phoebe: All right. Well, the seven of us miss you.
Joey: Who's seven?
Phoebe: Well, you know, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies.
Joey: Aw, the babies miss me?
Phoebe: Ooh, pizza guy's here.
Joey: You ordered pizza without me?
Phoebe: Yeah, but you know, we were thinking about you. We ordered the Joey Special.
Joey: Two pizzas?

Phoebe: Look, Rachel, if you go you're just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding. You know, it's too late. You missed your chance. I'm sorry. This must be hard. But it's over.
Rachel: [sighs] You know what, no. It's not over until someone says, "l do."
Phoebe: I do! I do! I do! I do! [groans] Yeah, like I can really chase you. I'm carrying a litter.

Joey: All right. First stop, Westminster Abbey.
Chandler: Oh, what the hell is that?
Joey: That's London, baby! All right, the hotel's here. Wait. No, we want to go. No. I know. I'm gonna have to go into the map.
Chandler: Okay, if you see a little version of me in there, kill it.

Phoebe: Don't be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married-
Rachel: Still in love with?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: I'm not in love with Ross.
Phoebe: Oh. No, no. Good. Yeah, me neither.

Monica: Hey.
Ross: Hey. Are you ready yet?
Monica: Yep. You got the tickets?
Ross: Oh, got them right here. Check.

Monica: Okay, if you need the vacuum, it's in my closet on the left side. The garbage bags are next to the refrigerator.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Rachel's gonna be here too. Can't I just ask her this stuff?
Monica: Yeah, okay. Give that a try.

Phoebe: Do you need a hug? You don't have to bring me anything.

Joey: All right, Chandler, do something. Come on, do something.
Chandler: I am. I'm ignoring you.