Joey Quote #572
Quote from Joey in The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1)
Phoebe: [on the phone] Oh, so you're not homesick yet?
Joey: No, I don't think so.
Phoebe: All right. Well, the seven of us miss you.
Joey: Who's seven?
Phoebe: Well, you know, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies.
Joey: Aw, the babies miss me?
Phoebe: Ooh, pizza guy's here.
Joey: You ordered pizza without me?
Phoebe: Yeah, but you know, we were thinking about you. We ordered the Joey Special.
Joey: Two pizzas?
Features in the collection: Joey Tribbiani: Food Quotes.
‘Joey Tribbiani: Food Quotes’
Quote from Joey in The One After Vegas
Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!
Quote from Joey in The One with the Rumor
Monica: Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay, it's a lot of work.
Joey: But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving. I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like Fourth of July with no apple pie. Or Friday with no two pizzas.
Monica: Fine, if it means that much to you. But there's gonna be a ton left over.
Joey: No, there won't. I promise I will finish that turkey.
Monica: All right. You're telling me you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?
Joey: That's right. Because I'm a Tribbiani. This is what we do. I mean, we may not be great thinkers or world leaders. We don't read a lot or run very fast. But damn it, we can eat!
‘The One With Ross's Wedding (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, so I'm in my map...
Quote from Ross
Emily: Then the florist said there are no tulips. And the cellist has carpal tunnel syndrome-
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Emily, honey. [time out gesture] Okay?
Emily: Well, up yours too.
Ross: What? No, no. That's "time out."
Quote from Monica
Monica: Guys, hurry up. The flight leaves in four hours. It could take time to get a taxi. There could be traffic. The plane could leave early. When we get to London, there could be a line at customs. Come on!
Chandler: Six-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica.