Joey Quote #842

Quote from Joey in The One with Ross's Teeth

Chandler: What is the matter with you?
Joey: What?
Chandler: You're arranging flowers. You got dead flowers. You've got a picture of a baby dressed like flowers. This is not Joey.
Joey: Hey, hey. Look, I am still Joey, okay? Flowers, they're just, you know, nice to look at. And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist of a famous baby.
Chandler: You're turning into a woman.
Joey: No, I'm not. Why would you say that? That's just mean.
Chandler: Now I've upset you? What did I say?
Joey: It's not what you said. It's just the way you said it. Oh, my God. I'm a woman!

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 ‘The One with Ross's Teeth’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Ooh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?

Quote from Ross

Ross: Wow, cool poster. Or should I say, "groovy poster"? So ... where were we?
Hillary: Are those your teeth?
Ross: Oh. You can see them, huh?
Hillary: Yes. They're insanely white.
Ross: I did that for you.
Hillary: What's the matter with you?
Ross: What's the matter with me? You've got a black light. It's 1999!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hello? Ross, could you put up some of these flyers for me?
Ross: [smiling] Yeah.
Phoebe: No! Demon! Demon!