Rachel: Hey, listen, can I ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up was it weird going from friends to more than that?
Chandler: Kind of. You know, sneaking around, having to hide from you guys-
Rachel: No, no, no. No, I mean sexually.
Joey: Yeah, was there a part of you that felt like it was really wrong?
Chandler: Actually, no. No, it felt right, you know? It felt like, "I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time." I can tell from your expressions that's the good news you were hoping for. Well, I'm gonna go continue to spread the joy.

Chandler: Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.
Ross: Go away. I don't wanna see anybody.
Chandler: I know. I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.
Ross: Really? Did you count Mississippi-ly? You're not tan.
Chandler: No. I just had to get a picture of this. I'll see you later.

Rachel: Let's kick this into high gear, huh? Yeah, baby! I'll show you how we do it!
Joey: No, no, no! You kneed me in my misters!
Rachel: What? Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Joey? Are you okay?
Joey: Soldier down.

Amanda: Hello! It's so nice to see you. Both of you, look at me. Look how young I look! Oh, gosh, we have so much to catch up on. But first things first. Touch my abs. I don't exercise at all. Oh, gosh. So, Monica, you're married.
Monica: Yeah, his name is Chandler and he's-
Amanda: Oh, smell my neck. It's not perfume. It's me. It's my natural scent.
Phoebe: Musty.

Chandler: How can you be so confident?
Joey: Well, I know exactly what I'm gonna do.
Chandler: Really? Like, you have a routine?
Joey: No, no, no. See, each woman is different. You have to appreciate their uniqueness.
Chandler: Really?
Joey: No, I do six things.

Chandler: Hey, stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no. Stop staring at your sister's legs.

Ross: Still, I can't believe that's sprayed on. I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one.
Chandler: Sure, then you should get a miniskirt so you can really show it off.
Ross: So do you get colors or just French tips?

Monica: Here's their card.
Ross: Thanks. Hey, I know where this place is. It used to be an X-rated video ... Florist.

Monica: What are we gonna do? I don't wanna see her.
Phoebe: Let's just cut her out.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Cut her out of our lives. Just ignore her calls and dodge her till she gets the point.
Monica: Well, I guess we could try that. But it seems so harsh. Have you ever done that?
Chandler: No. Had it done to me, though. Feels good.

Tanning Salon Guy: You're gonna face the red light. When the red light goes on, the spraying's about to start, so close your eyes. When the spraying stops, count to five, pat yourself down to avoid drip marks, then turn so we can get your back. Got it?
Ross: Spray, count, pat and turn. Spray, count and pat.
Tanning Salon Guy: Wow. You catch on quick.
Ross: Well, I have a Ph.D., so...