Ross Quote #1280
Quote from Ross in The One with Ross's Tan
Tanning Salon Guy: You're gonna face the red light. When the red light goes on, the spraying's about to start, so close your eyes. When the spraying stops, count to five, pat yourself down to avoid drip marks, then turn so we can get your back. Got it?
Ross: Spray, count, pat and turn. Spray, count and pat.
Tanning Salon Guy: Wow. You catch on quick.
Ross: Well, I have a Ph.D., so...
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‘The One with Ross's Tan’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: Wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall. How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? My eyes!
The same thing happened again!
Tanning Salon Guy: You got two more twos?
Ross: I'm an eight!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: You know what Amanda said when she called me? "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your mobile." If you didn't wanna get me on my mobile, then don't call me on my mobile.
Quote from Chandler
Amanda: Ooh, that accident must have been terrible. You look positively ghastly.
Chandler: Well, aren't you a treat.