Quote from Ross in The One with Ross's Tan
Tanning Salon Guy: You're gonna face the red light. When the red light goes on, the spraying's about to start, so close your eyes. When the spraying stops, count to five, pat yourself down to avoid drip marks, then turn so we can get your back. Got it? Ross: Spray, count, pat and turn. Spray, count and pat. Tanning Salon Guy: Wow. You catch on quick. Ross: Well, I have a Ph.D., so...