Monica: Okay, so what do you want to do? Let's do something crazy.
Chandler: I know, let's rest and drink lots of fluids.

Rachel: What's up?
Phoebe: I think there's something you should know.
Rachel: Well, it better not be about the apartment pants. Because I just pitched the idea to my boss at Ralph Lauren and she loved it.

Phoebe: It's just, I was- I was with Ross and Jill after you left, and I'm pretty sure I saw a little spark between them.
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Yeah, I mean, it's probably nothing. But I just wanted to warn you that there might be something there.
Rachel: With Ross and Jill?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: With Ross and my sister?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Rachel: With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?

Rachel: Oh, my God. This is just the worst thing that could've ever happened to me.
Phoebe: But great news about the apartment pants, huh?

Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room?
Chandler: I was asleep. No, no, no. Honey, you know what's sexy? Layers. Layers are sexy.
And blankets are sexy. And hot water bottles are sexy.
Monica: Come on. Get into bed. I want to prove I'm not sick. I want to make you feel as good as I feel. [sneezes]
Chandler: Would you please get some rest?
Monica: I'm fine. [coughing]

Chandler: So you're just kind of rubbing it on yourself?
Monica: Yeah.
Chandler: It's nice.
Monica: You kidding me? ls this turning you on?
Chandler: Yes.
Monica: Is it the rubbing or the smell?
Chandler: It's all very, very good.

Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Chandler: Well, that was before all the vaporizing action.

Rachel: What are you guys doing?
Chandler: We got some Vapor Rub in some places.

Rachel: [gasps] He brought her back to his apartment.
Monica: Who? Is that your sister?
Rachel: Oh, she is a slut.

Rachel: Oh, my God, look, he's taking off her clothes.
Chandler: He's taking off her coat.