Monica: All right, let's settle this. Come on.
Phoebe: Get your garlic peelers off me.

Rachel: Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?
Joey: Oh, man. I thought I got it all.
Rachel: How? How?
Joey: I was making a peanut butter smoothie, right? And I couldn't find this little plastic thingy that goes in the top of the blender. And I thought, "Well, you know, how important can that be?" Right? Turns out, very.

Chandler: I got you something from Vermont.
Monica: Besides tampons and salt? Oh, my God. Maple candy. That's so sweet of you. That's weird, it's empty.
Ross: Hi, you guys. What's going on? You guys wanna hang out or...? Do you guys hear a buzzing?

Joey: God, you're beautiful. Why are we fighting this? You know you want it to happen as much as I do. I want you. I need you. Let me make love to you.
Rachel: I don't wanna stand in the way of true love or anything but I think a cantaloupe might hurt less.
Joey: No, I'm rehearsing my lines.

Rachel: So, do you guys wanna come eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?
Phoebe: Sure.
Ross: I'd love to.
Monica: Well, you can't. We're booked solid for the next month.

Phoebe: Well, I can't give you a massage because my license has been revoked again.
Ross: Phoebe, what happened?
Phoebe: Well, it was an accident, you know. It's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips.

Chandler: Have I got a surprise for you. Pack your bags.
Phoebe: Oh, no. You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for seven years.
Chandler: What? No, I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont.
Phoebe: Oh, good. Okay, good for you. Trying to recapture the magic.

Chandler: I'll just try and reschedule. Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change it. Well, what do you mean it's nonrefundable? Well, can I just come some other time? Can't you make an exception?
Monica: Tell them I'm a chef at a big New York restaurant.
Phoebe: And tell them that in two weeks, I will once again be a masseuse in good standing.

Monica: Why don't you take Ross?
Ross: Don't you think that'll be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn?
Monica: No, not if the room has two beds.
Ross: I guess. It still seems a little- "Moonlight boat ride"?!

Rachel: Oh, my God. Is that Christian Saunders? He is so gorgeous.
Joey: And also, so gay.
Rachel: Well, in my head, he's done some pretty not-gay stuff.
Joey: Well, at the Christmas party, him and Santa did some definitely-gay stuff.