Quote from Phoebe in The One with Rachel's Dream
Chandler: I'll just try and reschedule. Hi, this is Chandler Bing. I made a reservation there and I need to change it. Well, what do you mean it's nonrefundable? Well, can I just come some other time? Can't you make an exception? Monica: Tell them I'm a chef at a big New York restaurant. Phoebe: And tell them that in two weeks, I will once again be a masseuse in good standing.