‘The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner’
Season 9, Episode 5 - Aired October 31, 2002
Phoebe and Joey are stuck waiting at a restaurant when their friends are late for her birthday dinner. Rachel frets about leaving Emma for the first time, while Chandler and Monica get into an argument about him smoking.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Rach, come on, Emma's fine. You're turning into an obsessive mother, okay? You need to stop.
Rachel: Did you guys ever hear the story about when Ross's mom went to the beauty salon?
Chandler: You mean the willy story?
Ross: Ha, ha, they already know it.
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: You guys, we've been waiting for you for a long time. Maybe you should order.
Joey: No, no. That's okay. I already told the waiter what they want.
Monica: Why would you do that?
Joey: Chandler, control your woman.
Quote from Monica
Joey: What is going on with you two?
Monica: Well, you see, I'm ovulating.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, that's what she says. But maybe you're not ovulating at all. Maybe this was all a clever ruse to get me into bed.
Monica: Yeah, Smokey, that's what it was. I just can't get enough.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: You're not gonna believe this. She lied. She tricked me into having sex with her.
Joey: So? You got to have sex, right?
Chandler: What's the matter with me? Why am I such a girl?
Quote from Ross
Rachel: If Phoebe's gone, can we please take Emma home?
Ross: I think that's a good idea. Our babysitter just pounded another chardonnay.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: So, I'm probably still ovulating. Do you want to give it another try?
Chandler: All right. So, you've never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?
Quote from Joey
Joey: You're gonna go do it now?
Monica: We don't have much time. Once the egg descends into the Fallopian tube-
Joey: Oh, get out of here!