‘The One with Joey's Porsche’
Season 6, Episode 5 - Aired October 21, 1999
After finding the keys to a Porsche in Central Perk's lost and found box, Joey pretends to be the car's owner. Meanwhile, Ross and Rachel try to get their marriage annulled, and Phoebe babysits her brother's triplets.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: That sounds great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping.
Chandler: Okay, I'm a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Check it out. When the babies wake up they can meet Krog.
Monica: Chandler, what are you doing? That thing could poke someone's eye out.
Chandler: He can do more than that. He can destroy the universe.
Phoebe: No, Chandler, they could swallow one of those little parts. And also, look at his smooth area. That's just gonna mess them up.
Chandler: They're not going to swallow anything. You guys are being way too overprotective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass.
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: Glass, sand, whatever.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Oh, Honey, thank God you're home. I was getting worried.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Come on, Chandler. Come on. It'll give us great practice for when ... people with babies come to visit.
Quote from Joey
Guy: Nice car.
Joey: Yeah. It's not mine.
Attractive Woman: I love your car.
Joey: Yeah ... it's mine.
Attractive Woman: I bet it's fast.
Joey: Me too. Yeah. And comfortable. You like leather seats?
Attractive Woman: Yeah.
Joey: [bending down to look] It's got them.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2 and I picked up all the forms. I'll take care of everything.
Rachel: Well, sure, if you say you'll take care of everything, I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms. All right, now, I'm gonna do this my way, and I don't wanna hear a peep out of you.
Ross: Okay, Rach, but-
Rachel: You're peeping!
Quote from Monica
Monica: Pheebs, how's it going?
Phoebe: I'm doing okay. I think it's going well. Do you think they having fun? Am I talking too fast? Monica: No. You sound like me.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Pheebs, I think it's going great. Look at Chandler with Little Baby Girl Chandler.
Chandler: Little Baby Girl Chandler. Where have I heard that before? Oh, right, Coach Rubin.
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: I don't know why I was so nervous about this. And I don't know why Frank and Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.
Monica: Yeah, two hours, a lifetime, that's the same.