Chandler Quote #1110
Quote from Chandler in The One with Joey's Porsche
Chandler: Check it out. When the babies wake up they can meet Krog.
Monica: Chandler, what are you doing? That thing could poke someone's eye out.
Chandler: He can do more than that. He can destroy the universe.
Phoebe: No, Chandler, they could swallow one of those little parts. And also, look at his smooth area. That's just gonna mess them up.
Chandler: They're not going to swallow anything. You guys are being way too overprotective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass.
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: Glass, sand, whatever.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Joey's Porsche’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Monica: Joey, why don't you put them in the lost and found?
Joey: There's a lost and found? My shoe!
Chandler: You left a shoe here?
Joey: Well, I didn't realize till I got home. And I wasn't gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe.
Quote from Monica
Joey: I figured if people keep seeing me just standing there, they're gonna start to think I don't own it. So I figure I'll wash it, right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?
Monica: Oh, yeah. I got soap and sponges and rags and carnauba wax and polishing compound.
Chandler: You don't even have a car.
Monica: I know. But one time there was this really dirty car parked in front of the building, so I washed it.
Chandler: And?
Monica: And six others.
Chandler: There you are.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Ross didn't get the annulment. We are still married.
Monica: You are kidding?
Phoebe: Oh, my God!
Monica: Ross.
Ross: Okay, maybe it wasn't my best decision, but I just couldn't face another failed marriage.
Chandler: Let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?