Monica: All right, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Okay, if I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs.
Ross: Well, see, you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
Chandler: If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. "lf I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."
Ross: Hey, Joey.
Chandler: Hey, buddy.
Monica: Hey, Joey. What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live, you know?
Ross: Joey, omnipotent.
Joey: You are? Ross, l'm sorry. I had no idea.

Ross: You know, I think I better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: The hell with hockey! Let's all do that!

Rachel: Look, look, look! My first paycheck! Look at the window! There's my name! Hi, me!

Rachel: Isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk. And it was totally ... not worth it. What's FlCA? Why's he getting all my money?

Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Although I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.

Chandler: Then, what?
Ross: My first time with Carol was was my-
Joey: What?
Ross: It was my first time.
Joey: With Carol? Oh.
Chandler: So, in your whole life, you've only been with one? Oh.
Joey: Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake. There's a bunch of stuff we could've done tonight.

Ross: Oh, my God! Is today the 20th? October 20th?
Monica: Oh. I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
Joey: What's wrong with the 20th?
Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween. All the good costumes are gone?
Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first consummated our physical relationship. [to Joey] Sex.

Phoebe: I remember when I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine?
Phoebe: No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why?

Phoebe: I got no sleep last night.
Ross: Why?
Phoebe: My grandmother has a new boyfriend and they' re both kind of insecure in bed, so-And deaf! So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they' re having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are.

Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay? Okay, let's see. Well, let's see. The FlCA guys took all my money. Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted. And I'm getting coffee. And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then tell them I'm okay, okay.