Rachel Quote #23

Quote from Rachel in The One with George Stephanopoulos

Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay? Okay, let's see. Well, let's see. The FlCA guys took all my money. Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted. And I'm getting coffee. And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then tell them I'm okay, okay.

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 ‘The One with George Stephanopoulos’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Monica: All right, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Okay, if I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs.
Ross: Well, see, you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
Chandler: If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. "lf I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."
Ross: Hey, Joey.
Chandler: Hey, buddy.
Monica: Hey, Joey. What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live, you know?
Ross: Joey, omnipotent.
Joey: You are? Ross, l'm sorry. I had no idea.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Oh, my God! Is today the 20th? October 20th?
Monica: Oh. I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
Joey: What's wrong with the 20th?
Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween. All the good costumes are gone?
Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first consummated our physical relationship. [to Joey] Sex.

Quote from Joey

Ross: You know, I think I better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: The hell with hockey! Let's all do that!

 Rachel Green Quotes

Quote from The One After Vegas

Rachel: The bottom line, Ross, is we cannot stay married.
Ross: I don't know if that's true.
Rachel: Oh, but it is.
Ross: Okay. You know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage-
Rachel: Oh, Ross, come on. This is not a marriage. This is the world's worst hangover!

Quote from The One with the Jellyfish

Rachel: And hey, just so you know. It's not that common. It doesn't happen to every guy. And it is a big deal!
Chandler: I knew it!

Quote from The Last One (Part Two)

Rachel: [on answering machine] Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things. And- And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
Ross: Oh my God!
Rachel: [on answering machine] Excuse me?
Stewardess: [on answering machine] Miss? Please, sit down.
Rachel: [on answering machine] No, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry but I need to get off the plane, okay? I need to tell someone that I love them.
Stewardess: [on answering machine] Miss, I can't let you off the plane.
Ross: Let her off the plane!
Stewardess: [on answering machine] I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat.
Rachel: [on answering machine] Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!
Ross: Try to understand!
Rachel: [on answering machine] Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off- [beep]
Ross: No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
Rachel: I got off the plane.