Phoebe Quote #17

Quote from Phoebe in The One with George Stephanopoulos

Phoebe: I got no sleep last night.
Ross: Why?
Phoebe: My grandmother has a new boyfriend and they' re both kind of insecure in bed, so-And deaf! So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they' re having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are.

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 ‘The One with George Stephanopoulos’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Monica: All right, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Okay, if I were omnipotent for a day, I would want world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs.
Ross: Well, see, you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
Chandler: If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. "lf I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."
Ross: Hey, Joey.
Chandler: Hey, buddy.
Monica: Hey, Joey. What would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live, you know?
Ross: Joey, omnipotent.
Joey: You are? Ross, l'm sorry. I had no idea.

Quote from Joey

Ross: You know, I think I better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: The hell with hockey! Let's all do that!

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Look, look, look! My first paycheck! Look at the window! There's my name! Hi, me!