Phoebe Quote #358

Quote from Phoebe in The One with Frank, Jr.

Frank: You work at one of those massage parlors?
Phoebe: Well, you know, we don't call it that. But, yeah.
Frank: That's wild. No, I had no idea.
Phoebe: Alrighty. I'll be back in a little bit. Unless you want to come with me.
Frank: You mean, like, watch?
Phoebe: No. No, you can get one yourself. It'll be on the house. What are big sisters for?
Frank: Well, I don't think this. You know?
Phoebe: No. No, no. I wouldn't do you myself. I mean, that would be weird. Yeah, I'll get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this is so much fun.

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Joey: Oh, sorry. Did I get you?
Chandler: No, you didn't "get" me! It's an electric drill! You "get" me, you kill me!

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: We used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.
Phoebe: How do you play the shadow game?
Monica: How do you play the shadow game?
Phoebe: I just asked you.
Monica: I just asked you.
Phoebe: I don't have time for this.
Monica: No, that is what the game is.
Phoebe: You just gave up really quickly.

Quote from Ross

Isabella Rossellini: Is that the list?
Ross: Yes.
Isabella Rossellini: Can I see it?
Ross: Um, no.
Isabella Rossellini: I'm not on the list!
Ross: But, see, that's not the final draft.
Isabella Rossellini: It's laminated.
Ross: Okay, see, you were on my list. But then my friend, Chandler, brought up the very good point that you are international. So I bumped you for Winona Ryder. Local.
Isabella Rossellini: You know, it's ironic, because I have a list of five goofy coffeehouse guys. And yesterday, I just bumped you for that guy over there.