Monica: Honey? I just don't think you understood the joke.
Chandler: Really?
Monica: I mean, it was really funny. I just don't think that you got it. You see, Kara's coffee is weak-tasting. But what Doug did was imply that it was weak physically. You get it now, honey?
Chandler: I think I do! [Chandler and Monica do their work laughs] Thank you, Monica.
Monica: I thought you could use the help.
Chandler: Coffee in a fight! [Chandler and Monica do their work laughs]

Monica: Joey? Oh, my God, Rachel. Hey.
Rachel: Hi.
Monica: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Well, I was actually- I came over here to borrow this lamp to look at my books. You know, see them a little better.
Monica: Okay, great. Well, what I was doing in Chandler's room is that I was cleaning it. In fact, he pays me to clean it.
Rachel: What a great way to make some extra pocket money.
Monica: When I said to you earlier that I was at work, I'm at my new work.
Rachel: Good enough. Right? Okay, well, I'm going to go look at my books.
Monica: Okay. I'm going to go get back to my new job.
Rachel: Congratulations on your new job.

Ross: I mean, I talked for hours. It is amazing to have someone give you such focused attention.
Phoebe: You don't need Janice for that. You've got us.
Joey: The duck gets the Nutter Butter.
Phoebe: No. Hey, that's not a Nutter Butter. That's an old won ton.
Joey: Judge rules Nutter Butter.
Phoebe: Oh, tough call.

Rachel: No, I mean, come on. This is a huge deal. Come on, I need more details. Like, who initiated the first kiss?
Joey: I don't know.
Rachel: Is he romantic with her?
Joey: I don't know.
Rachel: Are they in love?
Joey: ... I don't know.
Rachel: You don't know anything.
Joey: Ooh, I know one thing. They did it right there on the couch yesterday.

Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big party. By the way, what are we celebrating?
Chandler: Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party.

Chandler: And Doug wants us to play tennis with him. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time we bumped into each other at that strip club. Strip church.

Chandler: Hey, Rach, do you have a tennis racket?
Rachel: Uh, I lent it to Joey, and I've never actually gotten it back.
Chandler: Okay. Good luck with that.

Ross: No, no, no! I was up all night writing this nasty letter to Emily. It was perfect, and now it's all covered in ... Actually, thanks.

Monica: Am I on fire today or what? Those birds are browned, basted and ready to be carved.
Chandler: Okay, easy, Martina.

Monica: I don't like work Chandler. The guy's a suck-up.
Chandler: Okay, because you said that I'm not putting out tonight.