Chandler Quote #965

Quote from Chandler in The One with Chandler's Work Laugh

Chandler: And Doug wants us to play tennis with him. He's never even talked to me outside of work. Except for that time we bumped into each other at that strip club. Strip church.

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 ‘The One with Chandler's Work Laugh’ Quotes

Quote from Janice

Janice: Ross, you left your scarf in- Hey, you guys. [laughs]

Quote from Ross

Janice: Actually, I should get going.
Ross: You're sure? I can stay out as late as you want. I told you I'm on sabbatical from work?
Janice: Yes, yes. You did.
Ross: Oh, man!
Janice: What is wrong now?
Ross: This isn't what I ordered. Man! Can't anything go right in my life? First, my marriage falls apart, and then-
Janice: I know. I know. And then you lose your apartment, then you lose your job, then your ex-wife gets married so fast. And now the coffee. Argh! Ross, we need to talk.
Ross: Okay. Sometimes I feel-
Janice: No, no. I'm going to talk. I believe that the sun has set on our day in the sun.
Ross: What?
Janice: You're a very sweet person, Ross. Unfortunately, I just don't think I can take another second of you whining.
Ross: Let me make sure I'm hearing this right. You're ending this with me because I'm too whiny? So you're saying I've become so whiny that l annoy you, Janice.
Janice: Well, yeah!
Ross: Oh, my God!
Janice: Are you going to be okay?
Ross: I am now.

Quote from Janice

Janice: Okay, I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen! I'm a young woman. I have needs. I can't wait forever.
Rachel: Yeah, no, that's what I was thinking.