Joey: Everybody ready to go to the movies?
Ross: Actually, I think I'm going to skip it.
Joey: Really?
Ross: Yeah, I'm going to stay and read my book. I just want to be alone right now.
Joey: Sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. They get mail and stuff.

Chandler: I think we should let them win the next game.
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.

Monica: We own those two. Look at them. He can't even breathe, and she's popping pills.
Chandler: You're not giving them a chance.
Monica: They have rackets, don't they?

Monica: I can't believe you let them win.
Chandler: Well, at least you hid your feelings well about it.
Monica: I was frustrated.
Chandler: It's my racket.
Monica: I was frustrated with you.

Janice: So I'm asking you, please, just take a moment before you judge me.
Phoebe: Oh, nobody's judging you.

Ross: Okay, I know what you guys are going to say.
Phoebe: You two would have very hairy children.
Ross: Okay, I didn't know you would say that.

Phoebe: So are you actually going to see her again?
Joey: Phoebe, don't put ideas in his head!
Ross: I am going to see her again.
Joey: Damn it, Phoebe!

Monica: What are you talking about?
Rachel: Monica, I know about you and Chandler.
Monica: What?
Rachel: I overheard you on the phone the other day. You said, "I'll just tell Rachel I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours." And he said, "Laundry? Is that my new nickname?" And you said: "No, you know what your nickname is, Mr. Big."
Monica: Well, it sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there, Rach. Wow. Let me know how that one turns out.
Rachel: Well, I wouldn't know, because I got so freaked out I hung up the phone.
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening you would have heard me call him Mister Big-ot. Mr.
Bigot. I mean, he tells the most racist jokes.
Rachel: All right. So that's it. You're telling me there's nothing going on between you and Chandler?
Monica: Me and Chandler? [Monica's work laugh]

Monica: Honey? I just don't think you understood the joke.
Chandler: Really?
Monica: I mean, it was really funny. I just don't think that you got it. You see, Kara's coffee is weak-tasting. But what Doug did was imply that it was weak physically. You get it now, honey?
Chandler: I think I do! [Chandler and Monica do their work laughs] Thank you, Monica.
Monica: I thought you could use the help.
Chandler: Coffee in a fight! [Chandler and Monica do their work laughs]

Monica: Joey? Oh, my God, Rachel. Hey.
Rachel: Hi.
Monica: What are you doing here?
Rachel: Well, I was actually- I came over here to borrow this lamp to look at my books. You know, see them a little better.
Monica: Okay, great. Well, what I was doing in Chandler's room is that I was cleaning it. In fact, he pays me to clean it.
Rachel: What a great way to make some extra pocket money.
Monica: When I said to you earlier that I was at work, I'm at my new work.
Rachel: Good enough. Right? Okay, well, I'm going to go look at my books.
Monica: Okay. I'm going to go get back to my new job.
Rachel: Congratulations on your new job.