Monica: What are you talking about?
Rachel: Monica, I know about you and Chandler.
Monica: What?
Rachel: I overheard you on the phone the other day. You said, "I'll just tell Rachel I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours." And he said, "Laundry? Is that my new nickname?" And you said: "No, you know what your nickname is, Mr. Big."
Monica: Well, it sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there, Rach. Wow. Let me know how that one turns out.
Rachel: Well, I wouldn't know, because I got so freaked out I hung up the phone.
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening you would have heard me call him Mister Big-ot. Mr.
Bigot. I mean, he tells the most racist jokes.
Rachel: All right. So that's it. You're telling me there's nothing going on between you and Chandler?
Monica: Me and Chandler? [Monica's work laugh]