Monica: Rach, it's good that you had such a good time in Greece.
Rachel: What? I didn't have a good time in Greece. Ross abandoned me. Okay, I couldn't get a plane out so I had to stay in their honeymoon suite. With people came up to me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Geller. Why are you cry?"

Rachel: I mean, it was so humiliating. I felt like such an idiot. I mean, it's all my fault. You know why? Because I make very bad decisions.
Chandler: Oh, that's not true.
Rachel: Yes, it is true. I went after Ross in stupid London.
Phoebe: London is stupid! Stupid!

Rachel: Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London. And from now on, you make all my decisions for me.
Phoebe: Oh, no. I did that for someone once. I'm not comfortable having that power over someone's life.
Monica: I'll do it.
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in charge of my love life.

Monica: Hey, Phoebe. We got our pictures back from London. Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
Phoebe: Oh. Here we all are. There's Ross and Joey and you and- [Phoebe grabs a marker pen, draws on the photo] And me.
Chandler: You know what, we've been talking about London too much, haven't we?
Phoebe: No. Sorry, it's just because I couldn't be there. Because all I get to do now is pregnant stuff and it just bums me out.

Monica: What took you so long?
Chandler: I got caught up at work. But I'm quitting tomorrow.

[Rachel, Phoebe and Joey walk in on Chandler kissing Monica]
Chandler: So thanks for having me over. Rach. [Chandler kisses Rachel] Pheebs. [Chandler kisses Phoebe]
Joey: See you, man.

Monica: I say you leave Ross alone and go get Dave. What the hell are you trying to do?
Rachel: Well, ultimately I was trying, you know, I wanted to tell him that, you know, I'm still in love with him.
Monica: [gasps] What? You cannot tell him that.
Rachel: Why? Why not? People love to hear that.

Monica: I make the decisions and I say no.
Rachel: Well, you know what? No, you don't make my decisions, because you're fired.
Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions, and I say I'm not fired. Ha!
Rachel: Well... [Rachel grabs Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor]

Monica: Remember that thing we just discussed that you wanted to do?
Ross: What thing?
Monica: Well, Rachel wants to take swing dance lessons. Which I think is a really stupid idea.
It's dangerous. She won't get what she wants. And who knows who she might end up hurting? Ross: Monica's right. Swing dancing can be tricky.

Ross: I have to use the phone. I gotta cancel those five giant teddy bears I sent to Emily. My God! Think of the massacre.