Chandler: Well, I'm going to go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea.

Rachel: Hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissy. You know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole new European thing you've got going on. And I just need to tell you it makes me very uncomfortable and I just, you know, just stop it.
Chandler: Well, I just trying to bring a little culture to the group.
Phoebe: That's fine. Just don't bring it in my mouth.
Monica: It makes me want to puke.

Rachel: What you reading?
Ross: Newspaper.
Rachel: Yeah? What's it about?
Ross: Events from around the globe.

Rachel: Oh, God. You know what? Do you think, could you just forget I told you this?
Ross: Well, I kind of have to. Because the thing is-
Rachel: The thing is, you know, that you're married to Emily.
Ross: That is what the thing is.
Rachel: Oh, God. Ross, things won't be weird between us, right? Was that just the stupidest thing? Me telling you that?
Ross: No, no, no. I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else it's always great when someone tells you they love you.
Rachel: That's what I said!

Chandler: You know what else I can't believe, I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left the room. I mean, it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Monica: Do you know anything about women?
Chandler: No.
Monica: It's all right.
Chandler: Okay.

Rachel: Oh, God. I'm just glad I didn't give you the cassette I made of all of our songs.
Ross: What? What songs?
Rachel: Oh, you know, With or Without You".
Ross: Oh yeah.
Rachel: "Everybody Hurts".
Ross: Oh, yeah.
Rachel: "Rhiannon."
Ross: Wh- Why "Rhiannon"?
Rachel: Come on, you remember. In the living room? On Monica's laundry?
Ross: ... Not me.
Rachel: Really?

Monica: So what happened?
Rachel: Well, it was really hard but, um, I'm glad I did it.
Monica: So was I right or wrong?
Rachel: Oh, come on, honey. Does it really matter?
Monica: No.
Rachel: Right?
Monica: Yes. I need it for my score book.