‘The One with All the Cheesecakes’
Season 7, Episode 11 - Aired January 4, 2001
Chandler and Rachel get hooked on cheesecakes which were meant for someone else. David is in New York for just one night, but Phoebe has already made plans with Joey. Monica is upset that she wasn't invited to her cousin's wedding.
Quote from Joey
Monica: Wait a minute. You got "Ross Geller and Guest"? I wasn't invited, and you got "and Guest"?
Joey: Excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Ross's behalf. I think the rule applies here. You know, since he has a chance to get on broad-back-
Ross: Not broad-back.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Well, thank you for lunch.
Rachel: What? Wait, I didn't pay. I thought you paid.
Chandler: So apparently, we just don't pay for food anymore.
Quote from David
David: God, you look phenomenal.
Phoebe: Well. Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut?
David: Yeah. Well, I got like 30 of them.
Quote from David
David: Anyway, do you want to have dinner tonight?
Phoebe: Yes. Oh, no!
David: What?
Phoebe: I can't. I can't believe I have plans. Can you do it tomorrow night?
David: No, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. Well, listen, next time you're in Minsk...
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Can I talk to you for a second? What are you doing?
Phoebe: I have plans with Joey.
Monica: So? He'll understand.
Phoebe: No, he won't. And that's not even the point. Monica, I made a whole speech about how you do not cancel plans with friends. And now, you know, just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia for one night I should change my beliefs? I should change my beliefs! No. If I don't have my principles, I don't have anything.
Monica: God, you are so strong.
Phoebe: Or I should rush through dinner with Joey and I could meet David at 9.
Quote from Rachel
Joey: Hey, what have you got there?
Rachel: Oh, it's ... it's tofu cake. Do you want some?
Joey: Aah.
Quote from Monica
Monica: So how about you? How do you know the happy couple?
Woman: We went to college with both of them and now we live next door.
Monica: Okay, you're fine.
Quote from Joey
Waiter: Any progress?
Joey: Yes. I will have the lobster ravioli.
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: God, Joey, this is taking forever.
Joey: What's the rush?
Phoebe: Well, just- I have- I have an appointment and it's very important.
Joey: What is it?
Phoebe: Well ... it's a date.
Joey: A date? No, Phoebe, you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn't schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend.
Phoebe: Come on, Joey, don't make me feel badly about this.
Joey: No, I'm gonna! That's right. Yeah. You made me feel really guilty about going out with that girl. Like I did something terrible to you. And now, Pheebs, you're doing the same thing.
Phoebe: It's not the same thing. This is totally different. This is with David. Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, he's very special to me.
Joey: Okay. Well, my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too.
Phoebe: She was?
Joey: Well, she graduated high school.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Are you eating the cheesecake without me?
Rachel: Mm-mmm.
Chandler: I will give you $100 to whistle right now.