Joey Quote #1088
Quote from Joey in The One with All the Cheesecakes
Phoebe: God, Joey, this is taking forever.
Joey: What's the rush?
Phoebe: Well, just- I have- I have an appointment and it's very important.
Joey: What is it?
Phoebe: Well ... it's a date.
Joey: A date? No, Phoebe, you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn't schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend.
Phoebe: Come on, Joey, don't make me feel badly about this.
Joey: No, I'm gonna! That's right. Yeah. You made me feel really guilty about going out with that girl. Like I did something terrible to you. And now, Pheebs, you're doing the same thing.
Phoebe: It's not the same thing. This is totally different. This is with David. Remember David, the scientist guy? Okay, he's very special to me.
Joey: Okay. Well, my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too.
Phoebe: She was?
Joey: Well, she graduated high school.
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Joey: I should get going. Big day at work. You know how I'm in a coma? Well, today they do this test on me and it turns out I'm not brain-dead.
Chandler: So-
Joey: Ah-ah, Mr. Smarty Pants. It's just my character that's not brain-dead.
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Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me? Why? Why wouldn't you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done? Stuart.
Frannie: I believe you know my husband.
Ross: So it's really a question of "who" could you possibly have done.
Quote from Joey
Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Phoebe: Yes. I'll have a green salad, house dressing and water's fine.
Waiter: And for you, sir?
Joey: Yeah. This slow-roasted salmon, just how slow are we talking?
Waiter: It's already been roasted.
Joey: Oh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Phoebe: Oh, Joey, we've heard the specials three times, okay. There's prime rib, mahi-mahi and a very special lobster ravioli.
Waiter: Actually, we're out of the lobster ravioli.
Joey: Oh, well, that changes everything!