‘The One Where They're Up All Night’
Season 7, Episode 12 - Aired January 11, 2001
After Ross convinces the gang to spend the evening observing a comet from the roof of the apartment building, the friends end up staying up all night. Monica and Chandler can't sleep, Rachel and Tag argue over a work document, Phoebe is tormented by a malfunctioning smoke detector, and Ross and Joey get stuck on the roof.
Quote from Rachel
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Rachel: No. No, you can't.
Tag: What?
Rachel: I don't know.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Yeah, you know what. I think we're going to take off too. We rented a movie.
Phoebe: Oh, I won't say no to a movie.
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, we just actually kind of wanted to be alone.
Phoebe: Shh. Get me out of here.
Quote from Joey
Ross: Joey, where's the pipe that was holding the door open?
Joey: I don't know. [Joey looks into the pipe he's using as a telescope] Yeah, I do.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Monica.
Monica: She's sleeping.
Chandler: I know. Just a quick question. Quick question. Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duvall. Armageddon is what's going to happen to you if you wake me up.
Quote from Monica
Monica: It's in the living room, where there's also a light and no one will kick you in the shin.
Chandler: What? Ow!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Please don't be a spaceship. Please don't be a spaceship.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: I thought you were going to read my boring book to put you to sleep?
Chandler: It got interesting. Damn you, Oprah!
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Hey, you know what we could do, you know, now that we're up? We could just talk to each other all night long, you know. Like we did when we were first going out. It'll be fun.
Monica: Okay, that does sound fun.
Chandler: Yeah. So I mean how bummed were you when the second sister died, huh?
Monica: The second sister dies?!
Chandler: No. No, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Monica: The second sister dies in Archie and Jughead Double Digest?
Chandler: That's correct.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Look, I have an audition tomorrow, and I can't go if I break my leg.
Ross: Well, I'm not jumping. I have a son. He won't have a father if I die.
Joey: So it looks like we're even.
Quote from Monica
Monica: You still awake?
Chandler: Yeah, you?
Monica: You do know that it was me that just said that, right?