‘The One Where They're Up All Night’
Season 7, Episode 12 - Aired January 11, 2001
After Ross convinces the gang to spend the evening observing a comet from the roof of the apartment building, the friends end up staying up all night. Monica and Chandler can't sleep, Rachel and Tag argue over a work document, Phoebe is tormented by a malfunctioning smoke detector, and Ross and Joey get stuck on the roof.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Monica: Yeah. We had sex and then we fell asleep.
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
Monica: No. No, that's not true. No, best time ever. Yeah. You rock my world.
Chandler: Monica?
Monica: What?
Chandler: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: No, no, no. Don't fall asleep. Okay, I'm going to make you some coffee. Well, I probably won't spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
Monica: Okay, I'm up. I'm up.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: See you in my office for a minute?
Tag: You found them. I'm not even gonna gloat. I'm just really relieved it's-
Rachel: You put these on my desk.
Tag: I did not.
Rachel: Oh, really? So you're saying they slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped onto my desk?
Tag: How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
Rachel: I am so hot for you right
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [inner monologue] Oh, that's so much better. Okay, well at least I can hear myself think. [singing] Oh, Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Mickey. Oh Mickey.... [later; singing:] You're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey, Hey Mickey. [talking] God stop singing! Stop singing!
Quote from Joey
Ross: Man, look at all those stars. Infinite space. It really makes you wonder, doesn't it?
Joey: You know what else makes you wonder?
Ross: What?
Joey: Check out the rack on this chick.