Phoebe: Did you find it?
Rachel: The earring, no. But, look, I found my sunglasses under the couch. I've been looking for these since, like, last summer.
Phoebe: Okay, those are my sunglasses. You borrowed them from me.
Rachel: Okay, calm down. Here they are.

Monica: That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff. I mean, first it's my jewelry. If it's not my jewelry, it's my blue sweater. And if it's not my blue sweater, it's my sunglasses.
Rachel: Your sunglasses?
Monica: Yes.
Phoebe: Oh, right.

Ross: Okay, here goes. Prepare yourselves for some class-A flirting.
Chandler: Okay, hold on. Okay.

Ross: [laughing] Oh, we can't keep eating like this.

Rachel: I'm sorry.
Ross: Don't worry about it. In nine years, she and l will be right there.

Monica: What about these? Do these look the same?
Phoebe: Definitely.
Monica: Not as each other.
Phoebe: Then, no.

Chandler: You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.
Monica: Oh, you're about to get a little luckier.
Chandler: Let me see the earrings.
Monica: Right, the earrings.
Chandler: They look great. Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?
Monica: My boyfriend really does have great taste.
Chandler: Thanks for picking out the earrings, man.
Ross: Uh-huh.

Phoebe: Okay, pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni. Ross, I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid? She forgot my vegetarian.

Monica: Okay, let me get this straight. It's okay for you to flirt, but not for me?
Chandler: I'm so glad we cleared that up. I'm sorry, but some things are different for men and
for women.
Monica: Okay. Go on, teach me something about men and women.
Chandler: I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See, when you flirt with a guy, you think, "I'm just flirting. No big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me."
Monica: No way.
Chandler: It's true.
Monica: Well, that's pathetic.
Chandler: Again, true.
Monica: And this goes for all guys?
Chandler: All guys that are awake. And we go to sleep and all guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.

Rachel: I am so proud of Joey. I can't believe he's gonna be on Law and Order.
Phoebe: I know. But don't you think it should be called Order and Law?
Rachel: Well, no, because they first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
Phoebe: Yeah, don't get me started on that.