Phoebe Quote #835

Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Ross Can't Flirt

Rachel: I am so proud of Joey. I can't believe he's gonna be on Law and Order.
Phoebe: I know. But don't you think it should be called Order and Law?
Rachel: Well, no, because they first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
Phoebe: Yeah, don't get me started on that.

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 ‘The One Where Ross Can't Flirt’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: Hey, you know that smell gas has?
Caitlin: Yeah.
Ross: They put that in.
Caitlin: What?
Ross: The gas is odorless. But they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.
Caitlin: Well, okay.
Ross: A lot of other gas smells.
Chandler: Oh, the humanity.
Ross: Methane smells.
Caitlin: You know what? Actually, I really should go.
Ross: But I haven't paid you yet.
Caitlin: You know what, that's okay. You guys have ordered so many that this one's on me.
Ross: Was I talking to her about gas?
Chandler: More so than anything else.
Phoebe: I found it interesting.

Quote from Rachel

Chandler: Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: No. No, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Ross: And thank you for that.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: But you know, I never had anything to worry about. Ross was never really good at the flirting thing.
Ross: What- What- What are you talking about? It worked with you.
Rachel: Oh. No, you're right. We met, you flirted and then bam! Nine years later, you had me.