Chandler Quote #1035
Quote from Chandler in The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
Monica: Okay, let me get this straight. It's okay for you to flirt, but not for me?
Chandler: I'm so glad we cleared that up. I'm sorry, but some things are different for men and
for women.
Monica: Okay. Go on, teach me something about men and women.
Chandler: I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See, when you flirt with a guy, you think, "I'm just flirting. No big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me."
Monica: No way.
Chandler: It's true.
Monica: Well, that's pathetic.
Chandler: Again, true.
Monica: And this goes for all guys?
Chandler: All guys that are awake. And we go to sleep and all guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Ross Can't Flirt’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Ross: Hey, you know that smell gas has?
Caitlin: Yeah.
Ross: They put that in.
Caitlin: What?
Ross: The gas is odorless. But they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.
Caitlin: Well, okay.
Ross: A lot of other gas smells.
Chandler: Oh, the humanity.
Ross: Methane smells.
Caitlin: You know what? Actually, I really should go.
Ross: But I haven't paid you yet.
Caitlin: You know what, that's okay. You guys have ordered so many that this one's on me.
Ross: Was I talking to her about gas?
Chandler: More so than anything else.
Phoebe: I found it interesting.
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: No. No, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
Ross: And thank you for that.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: But you know, I never had anything to worry about. Ross was never really good at the flirting thing.
Ross: What- What- What are you talking about? It worked with you.
Rachel: Oh. No, you're right. We met, you flirted and then bam! Nine years later, you had me.