Monica: A coloring book.
Ross: Oh, you loved that thing. You never went anywhere without without that coloring book.
Monica: Really? Looks like I had trouble staying in the lines.
Ross: Nuh-uh!

Rachel: How'd you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the headrest?
Chandler: Yeah, I'd love to, but I've tried that so many times they won't even let me in the store anymore.

Rachel: What if I told you you could do it in my apartment?
Chandler: Are you telling me you bought the chair that is making all other lounge systems obsolete? The chair that Sit Magazine called "Chair of the Year"?
Rachel: I just purchased the La-Z-Boy E-Cliner 3000.

Joey: Well, looks like it wasn't healed after all. So I guess this chair's mine now.
Chandler: Joey, you broke my chair.
Joey: Your chair?
Rachel: Yeah, he thought he broke your chair, so the switched chairs.
Joey: So there was no miracle?
Rachel: No, Joe. No miracle.
Joey: Oh, no! This is devastating! My faith is shaken. I'm so glad I have the new chair to get me through this.

Monica: Oh, this is terrible. Everything is destroyed. Look at this. It obviously meant enough for me to save, and now I don't even know what it is. It's still soft. What do you think this is?
Ross: I think it was a mouse.
[Monica screams]

Jack Geller: How are you, honey?
Monica: How do you think I am? You've wrecked all my childhood memories, you love Ross more than me, and I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face.

Rachel: Joey, I am so sorry.
Joey: I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said don’t, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?

Joey: [closing the media cabinet] I don't want Stevie to see her like this.

Rachel: Come on, Joey, I just bought you a new chair. The most expensive one in the store. Hey, you know what I was thinking? We could name her Francette.
Joey: Francette? What is she? A couch?

Joey: Maybe I’ll take her down to the incinerator. It’s gonna be so sad. And kinda cool.