‘The One Where Rosita Dies’
Season 7, Episode 13 - Aired February 1, 2001
Rachel breaks Joey's chair, which he nicknamed Rosita, and has to buy him another one. Meanwhile, Monica and Ross visit their parents' house to collect their childhood belongings, and Phoebe takes a telemarketing job selling toner.
Quote from Jack Geller
Ross: She could've made this.
Jack Geller: Sure.
Ross: Right? And this. [holding a trophy] She- She could've won this.
Jack Geller: [holding a glove] This could've been hers.
Ross: Sure. Ooh. Ooh, what about this?
Jack Geller: Your make-up kit? I’d feel better.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Nice try, but you don't get that chair anymore. All right? That is my chair now. You can sit on my lap. No, I take that back!
Chandler: I think I should get the chair. [Rachel and Joey laugh]
Joey: How do you figure?
Chandler: Because you [points to Joey] broke a chair and you [to Rachel] broke a chair. The only one around here that hasn't broke a chair, is me.
Rachel: No, no, no. This chair's not going anywhere.
Chandler: Well, where's the logic in that?
Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!
Chandler: So Joey breaks my chair and I get nothing?
Joey: [after conferring with Rachel] That’s right!
Chandler: What are you guys? Like a gang or something?!
Joey: [conferring again] Yeah! We are!
Rachel: We're the Cobras!