Joey Quote #1102

Quote from Joey in The One Where Rosita Dies

Joey: Well, looks like it wasn't healed after all. So I guess this chair's mine now.
Chandler: Joey, you broke my chair.
Joey: Your chair?
Rachel: Yeah, he thought he broke your chair, so the switched chairs.
Joey: So there was no miracle?
Rachel: No, Joe. No miracle.
Joey: Oh, no! This is devastating! My faith is shaken. I'm so glad I have the new chair to get me through this.

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Quote from Ross

Ross: Well, wait a minute. I mean, a couple of stupid boxes get wet, and she gets a Porsche?
Jack Geller: Why don't we take it for a spin?
Monica: All right.
Ross: What about me? I'm a medical marvel!

Quote from Phoebe

Earl: Okay, so no toner today. Thanks anyway. Bye-bye.
Phoebe: No, no, wait, wait! I can't just let you hang up. Just please talk to me.
Earl: Well, I only had one thing to do today. I guess I could push it back.
Phoebe: Yeah. Now, why do you want to kill yourself?
Earl: I've been working for 10 years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows that I exist.
Phoebe: Chandler?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: All right. Earl, let's just forget about the people at the office, okay? There's gotta be someone else in your life that's worth sticking around for. What about your family or friends? Or maybe a girlfriend?
Earl: Yeah, right.
Phoebe: Oh, sorry. Boyfriend?
Earl: Okay, I should probably be getting back to my thing now. See you.
Phoebe: No. I'm not finished yet. Don't you dare hang up on me!
Supervisor: The new girl's good.