Amy: Nana's on the phone.
Rachel: Wow. That's interesting, since she died seven years ago.
Amy: She did? Who got her condo in Boca?
Rachel: [on the phone] Hello? It's our nanny.

Rachel: That's Molly. She's sick. Can you watch Emma today?
Ross: I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting.
Rachel: Menstrual cramps.
Ross: I don't think that's what this is.

Ross: I do not want her babysitting our child.
Rachel: Why not?
Ross: For one thing, she keeps calling her Ella.
Rachel: Ella's a nice name.
Ross: Fine, we'll call the next one Ella.
Rachel: The next one?

Rachel: Ross, I am trying to help her become a better person. This is a huge breakthrough for her. She just offered to do something for another human being. You know, I don't know. Ross, I'm telling you she's giving up getting her eyebrows shaped to do this, all right? Do you understand how important that is in our world?

Chandler: Hey, Joe, how's the second draft of the letter coming?
Joey: Great. I'm finished. In fact, I just dropped it off at the agency.
Monica: You dropped it off?
Joey: Yeah.
Chandler: Can we read it? Can you print out another copy?
Joey: No can do, amigo. No, I didn't use the computer. It felt more personal to handwrite it.
Monica: You handwrote it?
Joey: Yeah, and don't worry. I didn't try to sound smart at all.

Rachel: You are so irresponsible! I am never letting you babysit again!
Amy: Hey, you know what? This kid needs me, okay? She needs to have a cool, fun aunt.
Monica: I'm a cool, fun aunt.
Amy: Okay.
Chandler: Hey! Monica can be cool and fun at organized indoor projects.

Mike: Great game, huh?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Mike: Why do you keep looking at the screen?
Phoebe: I'm not. I'm praying. Please let the Knicks win. Thank you, Thor.

Rachel: So, now, what are you doing here?
Amy: Well, I have huge news.
Rachel: Oh, sorry. Hold on. Let me check on the baby.
Amy: This is important. Can't Ella wait?
Ross: Uh, her name is Emma.
Amy: Why did you change it? Ella was so much prettier.
Ross: What do I know? I just sell Middle Eastern food from a cart.
Amy: Hey, your English is getting better.

Rachel: Joey, look, I know that she's difficult but I think it's really good that she's here.
Joey: Because we'll appreciate it more when she's gone?
Rachel: No, it's just Look, you know, when I first moved to this city, I was a lot like her. I was spoiled, self-centered. And you guys really took care of me.
Joey: Yeah. Monica made us.

Phoebe: But after I dumped on the way he was gonna do it I don't think he'll ever ask again. I said no in Barbados, and now this?
Chandler: She's right. If I were a guy and- Did I just say, "If I were a guy"?