Chandler: That was amazing.
Monica: I know. Hey, do you realize that we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started our family. Nine months from now, we could be here having our own baby.
Chandler: And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.

Joey: She looks so real. You know what I mean.

Cliff: I'm sorry. My foot itches like crazy.
Phoebe: Oh. I'll get it.
Cliff: Wow. I usually get to know a girl better before I let her spoon me.
Phoebe: Relax. It's not like we're forking.

Rachel: Doctor, you gotta do something. Get me drugs or you got to light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.

Cliff: Oh, my God. That's the doctor who was in my room before.
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, Mr. Percocet.
Cliff: I'm telling you, the guy from that show was here in my room asking me all these weird questions.
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
Joey: Rachel's having her baby.
Cliff: That's him. You know him?
Phoebe: Okay. Okay. I- Okay. Listen, I sent my friend, Joey, in here to find out stuff about you. If it- You know, if it helps, you came off great. A lot better than I'm coming off right now.

Cliff: I don't believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
Joey: Fake? Excuse me? Hello?

Ross: Oh, my God.
Rachel: Don't say "Oh, my God!" Oh, my God, what?!
Ross: What is that?
Dr. Long: The baby's buttocks. She's breech.
Ross: Oh, thank God. I thought she had two heads.

Dr. Long: Rachel, you'll have to push harder.
Rachel: I'm sorry, I can't. I can't.
Ross: Yes, you can. I know you can do this.
Rachel: I can't do it. Please, you do it for me!

Ross: Keep pushing!
Rachel: Are you okay?
Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts. Keep going! Keep going!

Chandler: It's incredible. I mean, one minute she's inside you and then 47 hours later, here she is.