‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)’
Season 8, Episode 24 - Aired May 16, 2002
After giving birth, Rachel settles on a name for her baby. Meanwhile, Ross considers whether to start things up with Rachel again.
Quote from Janice
Janice: I'm telling you, Rachel. Listen to Janice. They all say they're gonna be there, until they start their real family.
Rachel: That's never gonna happen with Ross.
Janice: That's what I thought about my first husband. Now, I'm lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Miss New Boobs.
Quote from Ross
Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear-? Mother of God, it's true.
Janice: Chandler Bing. [laughs]
Chandler: Janice.
Ross: Not just Janice. Janice in labor. Contracting and everything.
Quote from Janice
Chandler: Janice, I didn't even know you were pregnant. Who's the unwitting human whose essence you've stolen?
Janice: It's you. This is yours.
Chandler: What?
Janice: Ha, look how nervous he gets. We haven't slept together in years. [laughs]
Chandler: That's funny. Does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Oh, that's five, Ross. Five women have had five babies and I have had no babies. Why doesn't she want to come out?
Ross: You know what I think it is? I think you made such a nice home for her over the last nine months, that she just doesn't want to leave.
Rachel: Oh. Look at you making up crap for me.
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Honey, what's the matter?
Rachel: Nothing. I'm sorry. I just can't stop crying.
Ross: The doctor said it's completely normal with all the hormones, plus you're sleep-deprived.
Rachel: So? You guys are all sleep-deprived. I don't see you weeping because you put your slippers on the wrong feet. Oh, God.
Joey: What's the matter now?
Rachel: I was reliving it.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Actually, we've narrowed it down to two names.
Rachel: Yeah. And you know what? I love them both, so why don't you just pick one and that'll be it.
Ross: Wow, okay. Everyone? This is Isabella.
Phoebe: Hi, Isabella.
Rachel: Hi. [sobbing]
Ross: What?
Rachel: That's not her name. I'm sorry, she just doesn't feel like an Isabella.
Joey: What was the other one, Ross?
Ross: Delilah.
Rachel: Oh, great. Suddenly she sounds like a biblical whore.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: It's okay, honey. You'll find a name.
Ross: Easy for you to say. You already know what your kids' names are going to be.
Chandler: You do?
Monica: Yeah, I've had them picked out since I was 14.
Chandler: Oh, no, it's gonna be named after some snack or baked good, isn't it?
Quote from Phoebe
Ross: It's just, Rachel and I, we're doing really well now.
Phoebe: I know. I know. If you try to make it more, you might wreck it.
Ross: Yeah, exactly.
Phoebe: Right. Or you might get everything you've wanted since you were 15.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I've just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
Rachel: Please. He'll be with his real family. The twins and little Miss New Boobs.
Joey: Okay, how long was I watching that woman?