Chandler: Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first.

Monica: So, Rach, you wanna save this wrapping paper? It's only a little bit torn. So are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I throw it out?

Rachel: I don't know. This is just my initial gut feeling but I'm thinking it'd be really great.
Monica: Oh, my God, me too! We'd be like friends-in-law!

Monica: Hey, great skirt. Birthday present? From who?
Rachel: You. I exchanged the blouse you got me.
Monica: Well, it's the thought.

Monica: Behind my brother's back? Is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.

Ross: [showing pictures of Ben] Oh, look. Here is little Ben falling asleep. A little bit later. Is he going to sleep? Is he gonna sleep? Is he gonna? Yup, out like a light! Look at that.
Chandler: Boy this sure trumps the “Has He Pooped?” Series.
Joey: Really, Ross, we love him okay? But right now he is just a little naked fat guy. How excited can you get?

Monica: Hey, where you going?
Rachel: To get Ross.
Monica: Oh, my God! This is so exciting!
Rachel: I know. Monica, listen, if you want the rest of my date, I'm not going to finish it.
Monica: Rachel, he's not a sandwich.
Rachel: I know. He's an investment banker with tickets to the opera.
Monica: [waving to Carl] Hello!

Chandler: Oh, no, no, no. You can't tell him. There is so much stuff I haven't done in my life. I haven't watched Baywatch since they brought on Yasmine Bleeth.

Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? But you know what? I really feel like I learned something.
Chandler: Really? So you gonna stick with this it's "all for her" thing?
Joey: What are you, crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this?

Ross: I'll go say goodbye to the guys.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what? Tell them that bone story.